No dice. I've already uninstalled, deleted the registry key, restarted, and reinstalled to no avail. I also uploaded a video to show what my problem is visually: https://youtu.be/HdTEa-3FH6Y
Just like the topic said, it's crashing on startup. When I try to open it, an incomplete version of the UI appears for about 10 seconds before it just completely dies. I tried the uninstall thing from the FAQ on 4.5 and it didn't work, and I'm about to try it again on 4.6, but my expectations aren't...